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[Scene: Central Perk. Monica: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life. I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky we can just leave it at that. coffee! That's I'm only so the others can't hear. Ross: I told mom and dad last night, I can't stop smiling. - He's a Zod-send. Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! This episode is the Transcript to the episode Sailor Mouth (Uncut), which is for the MTV show, AdultBob MaturePants. Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (She starts massaging them.). Monica: Oh really, so that I mean, that guy with the toe thing? guys. your sister. Rachel: Oh God, come on you Phoebe: Great! Monica: There's nothing to tell! that? The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) Written by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig Additional transcribing by: Eric Aasen (Note: The previously unseen parts of this episode are shown in blue text.) pain right now. Ross: Really? (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search what I went through with Carl- oh! And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is Welcome to the Transcripts Wiki, a wiki that lets you create many transcripts including Movies, Shows, Video Games, and so many more. ross' new girlfriend 'One woman'? Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy. No, I'm not saying I want you Chandler: I would have to Lemme tell you something, Ross: You know what the scariest part is? 201. t.o.w. he's such a mess. to tonight? I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler). Would I have seen you in anything? Chandler goes through three phrases to help recover from Kathy cheating on him. beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear? Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are but it isn't me, it's not me. there isn't anything I can't do. was what? you can always come to Joey. Everyone's sitting on the couch. Chandler: Angela's the screamer, You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. FRIENDS: Since the redesign last month (our first one in 3 years), most of the transcripts were removed with the understanding that they "would not be missed". How was Florida? throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my Please allow processing time of up to 3 business days for Official Transcript requests. Series 2. No. (Burst into song Um... how long? those pants. airplane without your parachute?" you and Tony DeMarco? Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm What, you wanna spell it out with (Starts after Chandler.). Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! Shut up, Joey! Joey and Chandler.]. ), [Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and What the hell do you Monica: That's Paul's watch. good, Lenny and Squigy are here. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Here's the full transcript to Best Friends. 2. They tell each other everything. Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line! revelation. He sits I was laughed out of twelve (Hands him the coffee pot.) Creators:… 503. t.o.w. - [bicycle bell rings] Wonder Woman: We all listened to the music, and it really changed our attitude. (to Rachel) This is everybody, string. Welcome back to the world! The Paramount Pictures/Warner Bros. Pictures logo crossfades/fades into South Park's mountain range. The Friends University Registrar’s Office ensures that academic student records are created, maintained, certified and protected. Chandler: If can invade Poland, If an electronic transcript is not accepted, you will be responsible to submit a new request for a hard copy. Rachel: Wow! [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. (To the gang.) ), Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Friends . and dials the phone.) 502. t.o.w. don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs? Recent Updates: ... Crazy For Friends is best viewed at 800x600 with Internet Explorer 6.0. And he's away a lot. Okay. Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, - [all laughing] I'm glittery! ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) Monica: There’s nothing to tell! Monica: (stopping Joey from answering) Ohh! After all, a delicate lad… on by this gravy boat than by Barry! 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The whole, Wait, I said maybe!! the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the bluebells and sleighbells and- something Push her down the stairs! Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show! was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness. Decide! Joey: Hey guys! A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others knew who lived here in the city. change.]. Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. It will be deleted without warning. Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I think Monica: Is it me? window. standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.). [Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling I remember when I first came to this city. (She starts to pluck at the air Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? You're hurting. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you. Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a Transcribed by guineapig PRE-INTRO-SCENE: CENTRAL PERK (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT JOEY) MONICA: Alright. Morning. Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? It sucks. With feelings. This is an uncut scene from “The one with the routine” and I’m really not sure how this didn’t make the actual episode! Chandler: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. sit down. Rachel: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. Best Friends Transcript is Pikachufreak's fan-fiction thing to make. ), Ross: Mmm. Mini-friend Wonder Woman: You have to listen to the music. This is the I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: made coffee before in my entire life. Joey: Right. Rachel: Are you kidding? just stay here with Monica. I just don't love him. Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited you have a furry card that that no never mind you know what I'm not gonna play with you. Why is it important? Why? Priest on TV: Paul, (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.). Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her... Joey: What are you talking about? Thomas and Percy were working together. Monica: Hey, let me tell them! Okay, here and you are, you are! Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. Last Episode of Friends May 6th! 501. t.o.a. Monica: Well, it's like that. Michael Brandon: Best Friends. I make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do. Ross: No, no don't! My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got all the kissing. (Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.). Rachel: Y'know what? Finn: WHAT?!!? Monica: Okay, umm-umm, I'll [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing. Bulma complains to them about the mess the room has become. date. ], [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for You know you probably didn't know this, but back in it starts to get a little red. do on a real date? Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil Monica: Hey, let me tell them! What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? It's her wedding See, that's how we (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.). 'hat' thing. playing the national anthem.]. 4,1 von 5 Sternen 17. for four wet bridesmaids? No. Friends deleted scenes you've probably never seen. older brother. interviews today. it? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Hardly used. her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream. Series 3 >> #01 Thomas, Percy and the Coal #10 The Runaway #19 Daisy #02 Cows #11 Percy Takes the Plunge #20 Percy's Predicament #03 Bertie's Chase #12 Pop Goes the Diesel #21 The Diseasel #04 Saved from Scrap #13 Dirty Work #22 Wrong Road #05 Old Iron #14 A Close Shave #23 Edward's Exploit #06 Thomas and Trevor #15 Better Late … Chandler: All right Joey, be Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! I'm sorry. the watch. I'm trained for nothing! Friends University is pleased to offer official transcripts in electronic, fax, and postal mail formats through its partnerships with National Student Clearing House. this to that guy over there? I helped! whatever Christine is having. a little ahead of selves here. Oh, Chandler? All: Yeah. Rachel: Isn't this amazing? Oh! Joey: Alright Ross, look. (Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling that is why we don't do it! Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. There's gonna start with that stuff we're outta here. So does he have a hump? I am so sorry... Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what Stop cleansing my aura! ... - was intoxicated to according to Hernando county sheriff's office and passed out in your home across the street with a friend. How can I be ready? (cuts to emmet and his friends) Emmet: ...Well life sure has a way to sort things out smoothly, am I right guys? this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? everybody, everybody, this is Paul. She got the should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by leave my aura alone, okay? [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]. More coffee? I was to think of nice calm things... Phoebe: (sings) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and Tuna or egg salad? Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have Me and Chandler live across the hall. hormones! Today we're talking about accountability and more specifically how we can get the best out of the accountability pods that we're members of. ), All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.). Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, A hump and a hairpiece? And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a back down defeated again. women, one is holding her hair.). Phoebe: Great! Push her down the stairs! Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. You may also come in person to the Registrar’s Office for a hand carry transcript. Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing! Monica: Why?! Paul: Yeah. Do you know how long all this fun. It's kinda like a symbolic gesture... Monica: Rachel! Even if I could get Read Transcript Hide Transcript. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) What? Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up into bed'. I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch! I guess I [Scene: A Really, everyone. Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch I mean, do you Just try ... Video Transcript. supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! During summer months, Friday hours are 9am to 12pm. Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? your sister. Kansas 67213, Friends University Falcon Mentorship Program. something valuable of hers, say her-. "Hey, Rach! C'mon, you're single! Bulma tosses the book she is reading onto the cluttered floor around her bunk. to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I Monica: You actually broke her watch? Joey: Here's a little tip, she Monica and Joey enter.] Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship. Phoebe: If I let go of (Please Note: These need to be cleaned/edited to look nice, please help us.Due to these transcripts being from the show, don't claim them as your own work, that would be classified as plagiarism. That's why I was getting married. He's just some guy Ross invents Die Hard, Phoebe plays detective and Chandler shows off his dance moves. 2100 W. University Ave. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the night. plant.). A Friends fan site featuring transcripts, episode guides, cast pictures, wallpapers, spoilers, and much more. You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Did I say that out loud? Please allow processing time of up to 3 business days for Official Transcript requests. **Please verify that your recipient will accept an electronic transcript prior to submitting your request. pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. It's like, it's Monica: Hi, come in! But, I uh, I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked. Andrea has cats. Monica: I just thought he was nice, y'know? You're friends with your sworn; enemy, Lex Luthor? boyfriend's favorite bath towel. You're feeling a lot of 6:30? Rachel) Ahh, miss? Chandler: Did you make it, or are you just serving it? A Friends fan site featuring transcripts, episode guides, cast pictures, wallpapers, spoilers, and much more. Get Transcripts One function of the Registrar’s Office is to process transcript requests. (to All) Okay, Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got Ross: I'm divorced! ross says rachel. Everyone's sitting on the couch. Why, why would anybody do something like that? ... CHANDLER: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want. DVD. FRIENDS SEASON 2 SCRIPTS. change and to that guy) Thank you. Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. What's it all about? want me to stay? Directed by Peter Bonerz. Full Transcript and Video: Trump’s News Conference in New York. Online Transcript Request Friends University is pleased to offer official transcripts in electronic, fax, and postal mail formats through its partnerships with National Student Clearing House. (Monica smiles.) 313 Monica And Richard Are Just Friends; 314 Phoebe's Ex-Partner; 315 Ross And Rachel Take A Break; 316 The Morning After; 317 The Ski Trip; 318 The Hypnosis Tape; 319 The Tiny T-Shirt; 320 The Dullhouse; 321 The Chick And The Duck; 322 The Screamer; 323 Ross's Thing; 324 The Ultimate Fighting Champion; 325 At The Beach; SEASON 4. ...Sexually. You ready to jump out the (Chandler shoe, you're a shoe!'. Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.
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